Rihanna Goes All Black Swan, Pink Swan In Her New Perfume Ad

Is it fair to assume that Rihanna’s new Reb’l Fleur perfume ad suggests that if you buy it, you might one day have a really fabulous break with reality? One spritz of RiRi’s smell water and you’ll find yourself frolicking with bird people, catch glimpses of a deformed man-beast (we’re not the only ones that see those super long arms, right?) and traveling to the edge of sanity, only to get groped by hot people who may or may not even be there. Hmm, we think we’ve already seen this film, except it started Natalie Portman, had way fewer tiny hats and featured the exact right amount of Mila Kunis.